BLOGGER WHO FALSELY ACCUSES COMEDIAN FOR "JOKING ABOUT RAPE", HAS DONE RAPE JOKES HIMSELF
I am blogger. I sit in the safety of my home and troll the internet to find some flaw with any of the few positive notions happening on the internet. My own attempts at art, commentary and creativity have failed to garnish any attention, so I try to make a name for myself by misrepresenting the integrity of others. I am so full of myself and so blinded by my own self righteousness that I look right past any sort of context or intention of words in hopes I may catch a piece of worthless internet fame and parlay that into a career where I am able to “tattle-tale” for a living. I am too much of a coward to present any original thoughts and opinions of my own in a live arena, where a room full of people may be able to instantly judge me like I do so many others. I can dish it, but god forbid I put myself in a position where I have to take it. So I sit in the comfort of my bubble tea cafe and vent my craven garbage into the trashcans of the internet. I complain about the WI-Fi connection as I sink into the posh loveseat at this Artisan Grill Cheese Salon Hut in hopes that the pretentiousness of this moment will bleed into my vacant drivel. Maybe if I overvalue my own opinion just enough, I’ll be the next person that is worshiped by other invertebrate bloggers that are just like me. We control the pulse of what’s important, we are the gatekeepers of what’s right and wrong. We form hard strong opinions based on headlines without even reading the content of the article. We are the extreme left and right, that cause everyone in between to hate all of the other side. We spread misinformation, lie, and misinterpret the work and effort of others for our own gain. MAN, we are SO AWESOME at finding the one angle of what’s wrong with anything anyone says. We let no good deed go with out punishment. We let no inspirational movement go without backlash. It doesn’t matter how convoluted my logic, I AM BLOGGER, and I will find anything and EVERYTHING that’s wrong with how you think. And if you DARE put up any sort of art, commentary or creativity that isn’t EXACTLY the type of very specific art, commentary and creativity that I like, I will rain hellfire on you like no other. For hell hath no fury like a blogger bored.
As everyone in the blogosphere knows by now, Hannibal Buress joked about Bill Cosby’s past sexual assault allegations which have caused the stories to resurface in the mainstream. (Which by the way for all the ultra right wing bloggers that keep suggesting the backlash is part of some liberal media agenda by saying “Why now? Why NOW?” The viral video is WHY NOW you morons). But it’s not right just the super right wing bloggers that perpetuate misinformation, super left wing bloggers can vomit diarrhea out their mouth too. This week Richie Goldstein decided to attack Hannibal’s character by suggesting that Hannibal has “joked about rape” in the past. The thing is though that Richie Goldstein (which already sounds like the name of some fictional evil billionaire) also goes by the internet name “SexMahoney”. And SexMahoney himself has joked about rape in his cartoons:
For someone who doesn’t think that rape is a “laughing matter” and “nothing to joke about” apparently Richie SexMahoney” Goldstein thinks that rape is funny enough to joke about in his cartoon strip. His rape jokes don’t stop there. Richie feels that Hannibal’s jokes, contribute to rape culture, yet Richie SexMahoney Goldstein thinks its okay to make jokes like this:
But Richie, you said, “there is nothing funny about rape” and that rape is “No laughing matter”. So why do you think it’s funny to make a joke about a female saying “No” and a male dismissing her “No” and putting in “just the tip” anyway? Oh that’s right cause you’re a FUCKING HYPOCRITE! These are rape jokes. So Hannibal does a joke, that by no design of his own, brings a scandal that was swept under the rug into the mainstream, and you felt compelled to try to get 15 minutes of internet fame by trying to slander the character of someone that brought the discussion of the rampant problem of sexual assault into public forum. Your angle was to try to take him down a notch by misinterpreting his material, and passing along that misinterpretation to the masses? You suggest that his joke that ends with him saying that the woman was actually harassing HIM, was offensive, yet…
YOU DID THE SAME FUCKING JOKE! That’s right, so not ONLY do you think it’s alright to make a joke about the harassment that women have to deal with, but YOU STOLE THE JOKE FROM HANNIBAL! The universe will have to invent new heights to accommodate the levels of hypocrisy you’re reaching.
You’ve knighted yourself as some sort of champion for feminism, yet at the same time you post this:
Really? Oh how noble are you to accuse someone of being offensive to women when you do a CUM IN A WOMEN’S FACE joke? So you think it’s funny to joke about disrespecting a woman by shooting his load all over her face? You really think this is funny, oh bastion of feminism? You think this is a laughing matter, oh champion of women’s lib?
Richie Rich Rich SEXMoney Goldsteing also thinks whipping his dick out to women who don’t want it and sneaking his dick into a woman’s hand is funny:
He also thinks calling a woman a bitch is funny:
These jokes are infinitely more offensive than anything Hannibal said. There’s a difference between “thinking rape is funny” and having two jokes in your entire career that involve the word rape. At NO POINT EVER IN HANNIBAL’S PROLIFIC CATALOG OF MATERIAL DOES HE SAY OR EVEN ELUDE TO THE IDEA THAT HE THINKS THE ACT OF RAPE IS FUNNY. Yet, that’s not how you presented his material. That’s not how you portray him as a person. And now all these super right wing bloggers have found your super left wing bullshit article and are perpetuating a lie that YOU STARTED! Blogger moron extraordinaire Matt Walsh took your misinterpretations of Hannibal and his material and took the lie even further. In a blog posted in THE BLAZE Walsh started THIS lie: “Hannibal FREQUENTLY jokes about rape”, and he even cites Goldstien’s blog as where he based that misinformation from. While Goldstein completely misinterpreted Hannibal’s material, he never once said he “Frequently” did it. In all of the hundreds of jokes that Hannibal has written, Goldstein was only able to find two jokes where he even mentions the word rape. Yet, Matt Walsh, who tittles himself as a “profession truth sayer”, lies and uses the word “frequent”.
I reached out to Matt Walsh on how he could call himself a “professional truth sayer” when Matt lied in his blog about the content of Hannibal’s act. At the time of the publication of this blog, Matt had not yet returned my explicative filled message.
So now Goldstein, you have become an ultra left wing blogger that is now supplying lies to an ultra right wing blogger. Matt Walsh “Professional Liar” has played a game of telephone with what Goldstein wrote and misconstrues the lie even further. And the game of telephone continues; on my Facebook wall someone posted The Matt Walsh blog, and based off Matt Walsh’s lie she commented “I’ve never seen Hannibal’s act but I will not support anyone who makes a living off telling rape jokes”. WHAT?!?! She even admits that she’s never seen him, yet feels it’s fine to slander the character and integrity of a comedian and perpetuate the misconception of someone she admits she knows nothing about. That’s the era we live in now, where people glance at a headline, and then form super strong opinions on stuff they don’t take the time to research and fact check. People don’t take the time to become informed, they’re too busy calling everyone else stupid. They often take every single thing that happens in the news and find a way for it to be the fault of everyone else, usually blaming those on the other side of the political spectrum.
Dear those on the left, not everyone who is on the right feels the same as the ultra right moronic bloggers you always hear about. Dear those on the right, not everyone who is on the left feels the same as the ultra left moronic bloggers you always hear about. Dear moronic ultra left bloggers and moronic ultra right bloggers, quit facilitating the division in our country. Matt Walsh takes the Bill Cosby scandal and feels the most productive thing to do is to dismiss the victims allegations and say, “Well What about Bill Clinton?” Hey Matt, instead of taking everything that happens in the news and twisting it to serve your own political agenda, why don’t you do something productive? For instance, ask why we prioritize the justice for victims attacked by celebrities? Why aren’t all rape cases, treated with the same weight and attention as those committed by famous people? Sexual assault is a HUGE problem in our country. We we should seek justice for all victims. But I guess that wouldn’t serve your purpose of creating a rift in our country by taking every story that happens and turning it into some left wing conspiracy. Goldstein, pick your fucking battles. If you’re a true proponent for assault victims, why try distort the character of a comedian that brought to light a sexual assault scandal that seemed to be hidden from the mainstream?
The ironic part of all this backlash from Hannibal’s Cosby joke, is that people forget the WHOLE point of Hannibal’s Cosby joke. When he wrote that joke, it wasn’t with the intention to bring down a comic icon. The joke is making fun of someone who has crowned himself as the authority of right and wrong, even though he himself has had a very sketchy moral past. Regardless of the alleged victims claims, Cosby’s marital infidelity is widely talked about in the comedy community and always has been. The joke is about questioning someone who self appoints themselves as some sort of moral compass, when they themselves have had a history of a worse deviance than what they preach against. The joke is making fun of hypocrisy. And yet, ironically, people miss the point of the joke on hypocrisy and continue hypocrisy in commenting on Hannibal’s joke about hypocrisy. Richie Goldstein fancies himself a moral compass and tries to attack Hannibal for doing jokes that involve the word rape, when Richie himself in the past has joked about rape. Hypocrisy. Matt Walsh fancies himself a “Sayer of Truth” as he lies and perpetuates false notions about Hannibal’s comedy on his blog. Hypocrisy. Despite Hannibal’s joke about hypocrisy, the hypocrisy continues. For that is blogger, to completely miss the point because they’re too focused on getting notoriety from misrepresenting the work of others.
I hope this gets ME attention!
I hope make ME relevant!
And if you’re looking for something that I’ve done that is completely offensive and undermines everything that I’ve said, I’ll save you the time, in fact, I’ll say something right now. It’s a SUPER offensive joke about sexual assault. Yeah, THAT’S RIGHT! What a hypocrite I am! For I am blogger! That’s right, I’ll do a sexual assault joke right now, here it goes; it involves Richie Goldstein, and Matt Walsh, going to to their respective homes and sexualy assaulting themselves. And let me be clear so that there is no way to misinterpret what I’m saying, I want you two, to GO FUCK YOURSELVES! That’s right, I want you to take your dick, and put it in your own ass hole, and fuck yourself so hard that your whole entire body completely disappears inside your own asshole so that no one but you ever has to listen to your own shit again.
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